Just booked a room in VA Beach for the boytoy and I for after we hit up the air show. awww yiiiisssss
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
Thanks, lady! You’re too kind :)
This new avatar is my face. Sup.
"I would but #brokecollegestudent"
was this really worth sticking your head in a toilet
TO THE MINISTRY!
oh my fucking god
i don’t think aliens exist
then wtf do u call this
Best dad ever
Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”